Damn You Bradley
now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

impactings:

I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
eelrak:

tonight i found out that my dad TOOK A PHOTO OF ME DRESSED AS SASUKE AT AGE 16 AND PHOTOSHOPPED IT LIKE THIS IT IS FRAMED AND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT HELP

eelrak:

tonight i found out that my dad TOOK A PHOTO OF ME DRESSED AS SASUKE AT AGE 16 AND PHOTOSHOPPED IT LIKE THIS IT IS FRAMED AND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT HELP

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

thistimewithoutfail:

What the fuck.

What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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gonzozeppeli:


Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene