but only in the form of haikus
I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE
tonight i found out that my dad TOOK A PHOTO OF ME DRESSED AS SASUKE AT AGE 16 AND PHOTOSHOPPED IT LIKE THIS IT IS FRAMED AND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT HELP
tumblr during autumn, more like
"all girls dress the same"
What the fuck.
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.
Just like grammar used to make
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene